Текст песни The Fratellis Getting Surreal

Everybody knows when tell me again
Fatten up the pig and baby let's pretend
That I could see the joke at the beginning or the end
Let me know the secret honey then I'll be your best friend
Alakazam, Kalakazoo, Salaam
Meet me in the jungle where they never give a damn
If your clothes don't fit or if your marriage is a sham
They never weigh a woman by the kilo or the gram

If you go to make it baby make it real
Get up of your knees and tell me how do you feel?
Nothing untrue can ever be revealed
Cover my eyes this is getting surreal

Written in the stars is a great big lie
That you'll never get to see until the minute that you die
And by the time you get to heaven you're a whole another guy
It's maybe just as well that you never had a third eye
Little pig little pig lock your door
Take the gun from the wall and then even up the score
I don't even know who the sun shines for
And I don't believe what I believe anymore

If you got to make it baby make it real
Get up off your knees and tell me how do you feel?
Nothing untrue can ever be revealed
Cover my eyes this is getting surreal
Hollywood death smile flash me a grin
Laughing gas don't cut it when you're rotten within
Nothing untrue can ever be revealed
Cover my eyes this is getting surreal

Well it's hotdog logic in a grapefruit time
Flutter your eyelids and honey you'll be fine
Throw me your sins and I'll keep them with mine
You got a headful of stone and that's something divine
Get a little head rush, swallow a fly
Cut off your memories and hang them out to dry
It was a beautiful noise but now it's tumbling by
I was never here there was never you and I

If you got to make it baby make it real
Get up off your knees and tell me how do you feel?
Nothing untrue can ever be revealed
Cover my eyes this is getting surreal
Hollywood death smile flash me a grin
Laughing gas don't cut it when you're rotten within
Nothing untrue can ever be revealed
Cover my eyes this is getting surreal