Текст песни Mississipi Bones The Silver Forked Tongue of Mr. Toad

If you’re a family in need he's the one to see, he's the man to know, he's the one you'll owe....

They call him Mr. Toad and he'll make your house a home with dishwasher, refrigerator....

All the luxuries big screen TV, surround sound stereo with remote control for your DVD’s....

....Standin three foot nothin schisty as the day is long, beware the silver tongue of Mr. Toad....

....Tweekin on stackers, talkin so fast you missed his trickery, when he said two weeks free....

Then he slid you the paper got you to sign the damage waiver....

Protect yourself from fire and theft at 14% you should have read the fine print....

Now he's gettin three and a half turns on the cash price, that’s right....

There’s no need for crime, cause he'll steal legally....

....Standin three foot nothin, schisty as the day is long....

....(Schemeing, schemeing, schemeing, schemeing,)....

He’ll reach out his right hand in friendship....

(Schemeing, schemeing, schemeing, schemeing,)....

While the left's buried deep in your pocket....

....And it's a sad, sad story when you find yourself on his list weekly and he comes knockin at your door....

Cause he knows that ....

....You owe on all that you own, thanks to Mr. Toad....

You owe on all that you own, thanks to Mr. Toad and his forked tongue....

You owe on all that you own, thanks to Mr. Toad now he's gotta by the balls son....

You owe on all that you own, thanks to Mr. Toad you owe you owe you owe you owe you owe....

....And it's a sad, sad story when you find yourself on his list weekly and he comes knockin at your door....

Because he knows that you owe....

....Midnight round of golf on the seventh hole, Fred DUI think you might be inebriated....

I’da used the five iron not the Durango....

....That’s right, that’s right....

....You owe on all that you own, thanks to Mr. Toad....

You owe on all that you own, and his forked tongue....

You owe on all that you own, thanks to Mr. Toad....

You owe on all that you own

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